Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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