yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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