If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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