so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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