i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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