guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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