so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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