YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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