You made me cry and you don't even care
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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