You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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