My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
3pm strippers are depressing
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
