Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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