The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
420 ftw
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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