I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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