so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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