How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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