I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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