i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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