I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
This baby is an asshole
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Randomize
