Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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