did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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