porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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