Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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