His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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