You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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