the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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