you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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