Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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