Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
