fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
It's never too late to be topless.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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