He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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