i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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