dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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