I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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