I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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