I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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