i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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