We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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