I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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