don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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