He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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