My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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