Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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