There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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