I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Randomize
