Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
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How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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