home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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