I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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