the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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