her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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