She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
