Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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