This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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