Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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