So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
This baby is an asshole
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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